Cate ceva despre Romania ~ 1

De la Corina Dutu DC

 

Noi nu avem probleme cu alcoolul asa ca nu avem Alcoolicii Anonimi. Noi avem probleme cu directia, caci uneori mergem pe sapte carari asa ca avem santuri sa dormim.

 

Noi suntem un popor foarte religios, acum este sarbatoarea Sfantei Paraschieva la Iasi iar credinciosii se bat cu evlavie cu politia sa pupe moaste. Astept peste 10 zile si bataia de la Bucuresti. Besos!.!


Suntem un popor foarte credincios, daca spui unui credincios sa poarte masca va raspunde ca-l apara Dumnezeu.


Suntem un popor foarte credincios, daca rogi preotii sa sprijine cadrele medicale, portul mastii si regulile impuse de pandemie iti vor raspunde ca credinta vindeca. Poate d-aia avem mai multe biserici decat spitale iar Catedrala Neamului a trebuit musai poleita in aur cu banii din fondul de urgenta al tarii.

 

Daca rogi un batran sa poarte corect masca caci altfel risca sa se imbolnaveasca, iti va raspunde: „Cum o vrea Dumnezeu”.

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