About Me - Despre mine

About me (English version)

Written on 06.10.2020

I have two astray neurons, they rarely meet

I think a lot, a little, nonsense.

Morning kind is not my tipe

                my neuron has a slow start

                of snails during the meal break,

                from now but it seems to be leaving.

A good working day starts when I want

                boss, a little respect for my lack of mood

                               today, tomorrow and the day after

                I promise to respect your schedule,

                               on my day off.

I am very communicative with my colleagues,

                I talk so much that they don't even know I have a middle name.

I have social anxiety

                I hide it well under an iron look

    so good that even the teachers didn't dare to take me to the blackboard.

I am very sociable,

                after at least one bottle of wine.

I have a remarkable ability,

                to silence people's useless chatter

                well, they don't know that if I only have a "yes" and an angelic smile for them

                               it only means that I don't listen.

I generally forget a person's name after 5 seconds

            Good thing there is facebook now

                it was sadder in the past when, after 3 months of relationship,

            I was trying to find out his name

                because I couldn't ask something like

                               "friend, what's your name, you know, at first I wasn't interested".

I like Romanian humor,

                It is politically incorrect in so many ways.

Sometimes I have a blonde day,

                I feel my neuron spinning empty,

                well it's only sometimes, I hope.

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Despre mine (versiunea in romana)

Scrisa in 06.10.2020

Am doi neuroni rataciti, rareori se intalnesc

gandesc mult, putin, aiurea.

Matinala nu sunt de fel

                neuronul meu are un start lent

                de melc in pauza de masa,

                de acum dar parca mai lasa.

O zi buna de munca incepe cand vreau eu

                sefu, putin respect pentru lipsa mea de chef

                               azi, maine si poimaine

                promit sa-ti respect programul,

                               in ziua mea libera.

Cu colegii sunt foarte comunicativa,

                atat de de mult vorbesc ca ei nici nu stiu ca mai am un nume secund.

Am anxietate sociala,

                o ascund bine sub o privire de fier

    atat de bine de nici profesorii nu indrazneau sa ma scoata la tabla.

Sunt foarte sociabila,

                dupa cel putin o sticla de vin.

Am o abilitate remarcabila,

                sa pun vorbaria inutila a oamenilor pe mute

                bine ca ei nu stiu ca daca am pentru ei doar un „da” si un zambet angelic

                               inseamna ca eu nu-i ascult.

In general uit numele unei persoane dupa 5 secunde

                Bine ca exista facebook acum

                mai trist era in trecut cand, dupa 3 luni de relatie,

incercam sa-i aflu numele

                caci nu mai puteam sa intreb ceva gen

                               „prietene, cum te cheama, stii, la inceput nu ma interesa”.

Imi place umorul romanesc,

                Este politic incorect in atat de multe feluri.

Uneori am o zi blonda,

                simt cum mi se invarte neuronul in gol,

                bine ca e doar uneori, sper.