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The old woman farting - Batranica basinoasa

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The picture was taken in 2016 at the Museum of Ages where they occasionally have an aging application. As I was sitting these days waiting for the public transport and shivering from cold, such a mad thought came to me, a deeply philosophical thought, which has been haunting me for a week. Some would say that death is the only sure thing in life, but now that there is cryogenics and the transfer of electrical impulses from the brain to the computer, I would not be so sure and an even longer discussion would arise. But one thing is certain in everyone's life, regardless of status, money or power. That is a simple and natural thing: fart - the farting. Everyone fears it is worse than death, especially nowadays. Some people are made for greatness and to be leaders of opinion, others, like me, are forgotten whatever they would do. How will it be to invent a doll to put on the car with my old face, not to shake its head like basketball players from top to bottom, but beat like that, fro...

Spirtoasele

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La ce se gandeste o minte perversa cand are la indemana doua sticle de spirt si un pix? La o campanile de iarna, fara masti dar cu perdea. Interzisa minorilor dar utila si lor. Pentru inceput voi inlocui plictisitoarele Craciunite cu provocatoarele #Spirtoase Campania, cu toate fatetele ei, se va finaliza pe 01.01.2021 chiar daca va deranja pe unii. De ce? Simplu. Pentru ca am coaie in calimara.   Mona&Ana ; #Spirtoasele ; #SpirtChicks   1 Mona, am auzit ca purtam masti diseara. Da, vreau sa fiu doctorita ta…   Purtati masca! Nu toate doctoritele sunt la fel de sexy. 2 Mona, ce faci? Uite, ma joc cu mana… Spalati-va pe maini inainte si dupa…(inainte sa mancati si dupa ce atingeti obiecte straine) 3 Buna, Ana! Buna sau sunt buna? Folositi dezinfectantul, este mereu bun. 4 Mona Da Ana Stai tu deasupra azi? Fiti deasupra celorlalti. Folositi dezinfectant. 5 Mona, te-as chema mai aproape, dar nu ai masca Azi doar ma uit… Protejati-va! Purtati masca. ...

Life like art - Viata ca o arta ~ 3

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From the series "Life like art" Today I want to hold a moment of silence for the 3 bananas caught with scotch tape to the wall sold with prices between 120,000 and 150,000 Euros at an art gallery in Italy a few years ago. The author of the work admitted that he could not even sketch a banana in his weeks of hard work and that all that mess was actually supposed to be a sculpture, but he failed to do it… I am curious if, at this price the wall was included too, not the other way around but I think their art was seeped until they took it home. I don't have a banana to reproduce his poor 3D art so I threw a parizer on the closet, it sticks alone and stinks like hell so my art is 4D (3 sizes + smell) so I ask for 260,000 Euros for complexity. My moving work of art stinks all over the floor. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Din seria “ Life like art”  Azi vreau sa tinem un moment de reculegere pentru cele 3 b...

Life like art - Viata ca o arta ~2

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  From the series "Life like art"   The complexity of the work is clear. There are several domestic and international variants of the black dot. I bet the author stayed for hours to get the perfect point ... I look at yesterday's work, the completely black background, and then at today's dot, and I remember a philosophical discussion I had many years ago. About how I should get my head out of my box, out of my tight world, to see the big picture. That's what this pandemic is about. The longer we stay in our bubble, the tighter it becomes, the more suffocating it becomes. A world of hermetically sealed bubbles is a dead world, but when bubbles communicate, collide, attract, repel, meet, it is a world that vibrates, that captures life, power, hope. So let's face other bubbles, friends we haven't talked to in a long time, people who attract us, and be open to other perspectives. Time is not linear, we are constantly changing. Din seria “Viata ca o arta”   Com...

Life like art - Viata ca o arta ~ 1

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 From the series "Life like art" This wonderful and meaningful work has an important place in a museum in Bucharest, MARVELLOUS…  It is a work that you can look at deeply and still, in vain, for hours. Because I love art, without significance, I thought of reproducing this deeply thought-out piece of art. Life as an art, if you have no power light, do it. Din seria “Viata ca o arta” Aceasta lucrare minunata si plina de insemnatate ocupa un loc important intr-un muzeu din Bucuresti, mirobolant…   Este o lucrare la care te poti uita adanc si nemiscat, degeaba, cu orele. Pentru ca iubesc arta, fara insemnatate, m-am gandit sa reproduc aceasta profund gandita bucata artistica. Viata ca o arta, daca nu ai curent, fa-ti.

Cate ceva despre Romania ~ 3

Suntem un popor rabdator si vesnic surprins, ca vine iarna, ca vin alegerile, ca ploua afara sau ca pandemia continua. Drept urmare totul e o surpriza pentru sistemul educational care in 3 luni de vacanta a cumparat tablete pentru elevi, dar nu le-a trimis si nici nu s-au gandit la cum vor avea unii elevi acces la internet. Ieri, pe principiul „Daca nu au paine, sa manance cozonac”, Ministrul Educatiei a grait: ”Daca nu au curent electric, sa se uite la televizor”. Ce pot sa zic… mi-a amintit de serialul Let Them Eat Cake (TV series 1999) asa ca o sa-l mai vad odata.   La noi in weekend nu se lucreaza, institutiile statului nu lucreaza.   Daca acum cateva luni am stat doua zile fara cadru legislativ legat de pandemie pentru ca doar in ziua de luni putea legea sa intre in vigoare, pentru ca atunci era prima zi in care putea fi publicata. Duminica am atins pragul critic de infectari, intrebat de ce nu anunta masurile legale ce se impun, Prefectul Capitalei a raspuns ca el...

Cate ceva despre Romania ~ 2

Suntem un popor de credinciosi. La noi inveti de tanar ca pentru o nota mare trebuie sa te rogi la Dumnezeu. Asa ca pe langa Universitati avem cate o biserica cunoscuta drept Sfantul Sase unde, daca nu ai invatat, aprinzi o lumanare. Daca esti incapabil si de asta sigur se va gasi un batran din familie sa se roage pentru tine sa treci examenele. Poate d-asta avem multi politicieni si chiar profesori care nu stiu sa vorbeasca corect in limba romana. Poate d-asta avem cea mai mare rata de analfabeti functionali.   Suntem un popor creativ, putem rezolva totul din pix. Pentru ca suntem in pandemie, ieri s-a anuntat o rata de infectare de 3,1 pentru Bucuresti ceea ce presupunea inchiderea Capitalei. Asa ca, dupa 30 de minute, rata de infectare a scazut la 2,64, hai poate 2,69… Drept urmare nu mai stim cine si ce masoara si au redeschis si restaurante, teatre si etc.   Ma uit la stiri internationale de ceva vreme. Imi vine sa-mi scuip creierul afara la stilul lor de stiri, d...

Cate ceva despre Romania ~ 1

  Noi nu avem probleme cu alcoolul asa ca nu avem Alcoolicii Anonimi. Noi avem probleme cu directia, caci uneori mergem pe sapte carari asa ca avem santuri sa dormim.   Noi suntem un popor foarte religios, acum este sarbatoarea Sfantei Paraschieva la Iasi iar credinciosii se bat cu evlavie cu politia sa pupe moaste. Astept peste 10 zile si bataia de la Bucuresti. Besos!.! Suntem un popor foarte credincios, daca spui unui credincios sa poarte masca va raspunde ca-l apara Dumnezeu. Suntem un popor foarte credincios, daca rogi preotii sa sprijine cadrele medicale, portul mastii si regulile impuse de pandemie iti vor raspunde ca credinta vindeca. Poate d-aia avem mai multe biserici decat spitale iar Catedrala Neamului a trebuit musai poleita in aur cu banii din fondul de urgenta al tarii.   Daca rogi un batran sa poarte corect masca caci altfel risca sa se imbolnaveasca, iti va raspunde: „Cum o vrea Dumnezeu”.