Spirtoasele

De la Corina Dutu DC

La ce se gandeste o minte perversa cand are la indemana doua sticle de spirt si un pix?

La o campanile de iarna, fara masti dar cu perdea. Interzisa minorilor dar utila si lor.

Pentru inceput voi inlocui plictisitoarele Craciunite cu provocatoarele #Spirtoase

Campania, cu toate fatetele ei, se va finaliza pe 01.01.2021 chiar daca va deranja pe unii. De ce? Simplu. Pentru ca am coaie in calimara.

 


Mona&Ana ; #Spirtoasele ; #SpirtChicks

 

1

Mona, am auzit ca purtam masti diseara.

Da, vreau sa fiu doctorita ta…

 

Purtati masca! Nu toate doctoritele sunt la fel de sexy.


2

Mona, ce faci?

Uite, ma joc cu mana…


Spalati-va pe maini inainte si dupa…(inainte sa mancati si dupa ce atingeti obiecte straine)


3

Buna, Ana!

Buna sau sunt buna?


Folositi dezinfectantul, este mereu bun.


4

Mona

Da Ana

Stai tu deasupra azi?


Fiti deasupra celorlalti. Folositi dezinfectant.


5

Mona, te-as chema mai aproape, dar nu ai masca

Azi doar ma uit…


Protejati-va! Purtati masca.


6

Mona, vino mai aproape.

Azi pastrez distanta, esti prea fierbinte.


Protejati-va! Pastrati distanta, nu stiti cine este infectat.


7

Ce faci Ana?

Ma preling


Pastrati dezinfectantul la indemana, nu se stie cand trebuie sa-l puneti in mana.


8

Vrei o Mona plina?

Nu multumesc, imi plac astea sparte.


Folositi dezinfectantul, nu-l tineti departe


9

Mona, e gata masa?

Da, Ana, atinge-ma!


Folositi dezinfectantul inainte de masa, chiar daca folositi masa pentru altceva,


10

Mona, esti goala

Da, Ana, sunt folosita intens


Folositi dezinfectantul pentru a dezinfecta maini si suprafete folosite intens.


11

Ana, stai tu dedesubt, vreau sa curg


Folositi dezinfectantul pentru a dezinfecta maini si suprafete cu care veniti in contact apropiat.


12

Ce este pasarel?

Iti este frica sa atingi ceva mai tare?


Folositi dezinfectantul chiar daca aveti impresia ca sunteti cu mainile curate.


13

Mona, vrei sa-ti dau un cadou?

Te-ai dezinfectat mana?


14

Mona, e calda masa?

Da, Ana, vino!



La semnul meu zodiacal se spune ca sunt sarcastica si am schimbari dese de dispozitie

Nu-i adevarat, uite, sunt fericita de 5 minute, 4, 3…

Hai gata ca m-am plictisit


15

Mona, vrei sa le chem pe restul fetelor sa incingem atmosfera?

Ana, fii atenta sa nu ne racim dupa aia.


Purtati masca si pastrati distanta, nu se stie cine vine cu un +1.


16

Mona, am o noua jucarie. Te bagi?


17

Mona ~ nu te mai juca cu mana;

Ana ~ mai usor cu banana;

Dora ~ este fata rea;

Vorona ~ au rusoaicele pe vino incoace;

Ramona ~ mai fata mai.


MonaAnaDoraRamona


 

Si in anul care vine sa fim tot pe bascalie.


Mona on ice
Mona on Ice
Cheers with Mona
Cheers with Mona



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