From the series "Life like
art"
Today I want to hold a moment of
silence for the 3 bananas caught with scotch tape to the wall sold with prices
between 120,000 and 150,000 Euros at an art gallery in Italy a few years ago.
The author of the work admitted that he could not even sketch a banana in his
weeks of hard work and that all that mess was actually supposed to be a
sculpture, but he failed to do it… I am curious if, at this price the wall was
included too, not the other way around but I think their art was seeped until
they took it home.
I don't have a banana to
reproduce his poor 3D art so I threw a parizer on the closet, it sticks alone
and stinks like hell so my art is 4D (3 sizes + smell) so I ask for 260,000
Euros for complexity. My moving work of art stinks all over the floor.
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Din seria “ Life like art”
Azi vreau sa tinem un moment de reculegere pentru cele 3 banane lipite cu scotch pe perete vandute cu preturi intre 120.000 si 150.000 de Euro la o galerie de arta din Italia acum cativa ani. Autorul operei a recunoscut ca nu a putut sa schiteze nici macar o banana in saptamanile lui de truda si ca toata magaria aia trebuia de fapt sa fie o sculptura, dar nu a reusit sa o faca… Eu sunt curioasa daca, la pretul asta a intrat si peretele, nu de alta dar ma gandesc ca li s-a prelins arta pana au luat-o acasa.
Eu nu am banana sa reproduc amarata lui de arta 3D asa ca am aruncat un parizer pe dulap, sta lipit singur si pute ca dracu, deci arta mea e 4D (3 dimensiuni + miros) asa ca cer 260.000 de Euro pentru complexitate. Miscatoarea mea opera de arta pute de impute tot etajul.
Reality
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